Welcome to the Pakistan Army Help Line..

For Real Estate, press 1;

For Banking Services, press 2;

For Construction, press 3;

For Logistics, press 4;

For Agricultural Services, press 5;

For Retail services, press 6;

For Shadi Halls, press 7;

For Insurance services, press 8;

for Consumer goods, press 9;

for Security please call ‘Brinks‘.

…And for whereabouts of Terrorists call American CIA

For those in denial please call your approved psychological services specializing in conspiracy theories …

Courtesy: Pakistani e-lists/ e-groups, May 27, 2011

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