>> After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. -Al Gore
>>By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. – Socrates
>> Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. -Mike Tyson
>> I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. -Bill Clinton
>> “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” -Rudy Giuliani
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called wife.” – Michael Jordan
>> “I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” -Donald Trump
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you’re right, shut up. -Shaquille O’Neal
>> The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once… – Kobe Bryant
>> My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. – Alec Baldwin
>> A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. -Barack Obama
>> Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. -Tommy Lee
>> First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.” – Jimmy Kimmel
>> “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring…soon after….comes Suffer…ing! -Jay Leno